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I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

Posted 5 hours ago - 143699 notes



Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.


Posted 5 hours ago - 69177 notes

Eating pussy till the death of me
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Posted 6 hours ago - 1045 notes

Omg it’s so pretty
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Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras

Posted 6 hours ago - 85452 notes

“I need a nap and an orgasm.”

An Ancient Proverb, probably   (via ukeism)
Posted 6 hours ago - 48426 notes


me: I hate arguing

also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!

Posted 6 hours ago - 78831 notes


safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

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affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

Posted 6 hours ago - 60372 notes

“Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself.”

(via psych-facts)
Posted 6 hours ago - 54739 notes


"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.

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Just random stuff to post~